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An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to Santa. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia, he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that Russians had the telegraph system long before it was invented.
The American said that while digging a ruin in America he found thin cables. This indicated that his ancestors used telephones.
Now it was the turn of our great Santa. He said that while digging ruins in India, men could find nothing; no cables, no wires. It clearly proves that his ancestors used the most sophisticated wireless system.
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Parking fine! Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.
'They should not put up such misleading... - The three soldiers..NOT the 3 wise men ! Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.
One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, 'I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel... - As a matter of fact! In his autobiography, 'Treasure in clay', Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
'I stopped to ask a few boys... - Height of savings! On leaving his office and reaching the tram stop, Banta found that the tram bound for his home had just started moving. Banta in his anxiety, to get home fast, ran after the tram.
In the course of time, it was found... - Santa`s padlock... Santa was coming home from a local liquor shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.
As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key...